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Snoqualmie Valley Marines Testing Masks with Bear Spray
February 7, 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17FaG7mLEvo
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TRANSCRIPT -  EXCERPT

TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE: Two marines, Gavin and Jeff, test various masks for their efficacy against corona virus. Gavin wears each in turn while sitting in a tent pumped full of bear spray. Gavin also wears a white Hazmat suit and goggles. This excerpt opens with Gavin and Jeff standing outside the testing tent.

5:03
JEFF: Now here we have KN95. This is the one that we're told is fantastic and this will protect you from everything.

GAVIN: Everything.

JEFF: Everything. So we're going to put it on your handsome marine face, over the nose. OK? That's, we're also going with the head cover here. Now I can't walk in there right now without anything. Just walking near the door makes my eyes burn and my lungs burn. It, and that was from a short 3 second burst of the bear spray. You sure you're up for this?

GAVIN: I'm ready to roll.

JEFF: Alright, You're going to earn–

GAVIN: [inaudible]

JEFF: More [inaudible] if you do this properly. You got it?

GAVIN: [inaudible] green ones.

JEFF: OK, here we go.

[Screen reads: KN95 Test]

[inside of tent, camera aimed at empty chair]

GAVIN [off camera]: Oh, it's bad.

JEFF [off camera]: OK, rolling.

GAVIN [entering the tent]: Oh, ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! It's really bad! [sits down in chair]

JEFF: OK!

GAVIN: Ha ha ha!

JEFF: How ya doing? Ready? Gas, gas gas!

GAVIN: Gas, gas gas!


[loud hissing sound of the bear spray entering the tent]


GAVIN: Ha ha ha! [coughing, laughing, coughing]

JEFF: How's that mask holding up?

GAVIN [coughing, stands up]: Ha ha ha! [inaudible]

JEFF: Can't stay?

GAVIN: Ha ha ha ha ha ha [returns to chair and starts to sit down again]

JEFF: You're doing great, marine.

GAVIN: This sucks, ha ha ha ha ha ha [walks out of the tent]

JEFF: Wait! Those masks are safe and effective!

GAVIN: [coughing, laughing, coughing] I got to–

JEFF: Safe and effective! How you doing?

GAVIN: Sucks! [retching loudly] Ha ha!

[cut to both men standing outside the tent, Gavin still wearing the KN95 mask]

JEFF: Hey, how could it possibly be that KN95 is designed to protect you from corona virus?

GAVIN: Science! [coughing and laughing]

JEFF: How could it possibly be? I think you're faking it.

GAVIN: [coughing]

JEFF: [laughs]

GAVIN: [retching loudly]

JEFF: He's clearly an actor.

GAVIN: Ah [inaudible]

JEFF: Alright.

GAVIN: [coughing]

JEFF: So. I can clearly see the mask protecting you and kept these these 3 -6 micron particles out of your nose and lungs, correct?

GAVIN: Yes.

JEFF: So clearly that KN95 is very effective.

GAVIN: Ah. OK.

JEFF: OK. Why don't we ah, take a pause, let you get some air, then we'll put on a cloth mask.

GAVIN: This thing is like filled with snot.

7:25
[END OF EXCERPT]



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